Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Happy Birthday, baby.


HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY COLIN!!


I HAVE MY PRESENT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE:






IT'S IN MY PANTS.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Hit me baby, one more time!

Oh my... I got my first spankin' over the Madonna post.

"SMACK! Yes that's a hit to your fat head with my Prada purse. Madonna ia THE DIVA and can do NO wrong. Glen Beck is an asshole, a bigot, and Bush lover (in both senses). I am shocked at you girlie! I'll be praising Madonna when I go see her LIVE, cross hanging nymphette that she is. I love you Madonna, I love you too Lothian, although I think you need another smack ! THWACK! "

(I think I kind of liked it. Mommy wants more, hit me harder!! HARDER!! Actually, that's just from Ron at BLAH BLAH BLOG. French Kisses and hugs sweetie, praise away.)

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

1033





Damn, I can't believe my blog has had 1,033 hits! Thanks so much for the support, you guys rock my world!

I am sorry I have been neglecting ya'll. I have been spending some quality time with my Myspace account. I don't know why, since Myspace is kind of lame. I guess it is just a wee bit more entertaining because I can add music and graphics. Also, I keep finding all these Deadliest Catch folks on there. The appeal of hottie fishermen is ... well ... Understandable I think.

Anyway, I am pissy today so I thought I would:
1) Bash Madonna
2) Love on you guys
3) Make Microwave pizza and buy ice cream since tonight is the season finale of LOST, bitches!

Maybe if I feel up to it after the show is over, I will share why I am so bitter. Well, bitter today anyway. However, I am not so irritated right now. Maybe it is because my favorite Tom Petty song, "Don't come round here no more" is playing on my computer right now. Maybe it is because I amused myself senseless with that Madonna post. Who knows? But the happy Lothian personality is now making an appearance. (she is not nearly as fun...)

Since you are asking, my anger surprisingly has nothing to do with my lazy postman who didn't walk five feet to deliver my Deadliest Catch boxed set TO! MY! DOOR! but instead left a little obnoxious "sorry we missed you, sucker" postcard in the box. How the hell is a girl supposed to go the post when she works 9-5:30? Damn the man!

Anyone willing to wait in line for an hour at the post office for me Thursday? ... ... ... Okay, don't everyone volunteer at once!

pissing off my gays


Alright, I know I am going to piss off my gays here but I am in a crabass mood and I am going to take it all out on Madonna.

Let me say a few things first before you smack me around with your Prada man purses, okay? First of all, Madonna is a legend. Bitch knows what she is doing and does it well -- musically anyway. Secondly, I wore the lace gloves and poofy wedding dress garb back in the 80's because I loved her. Third, I DO IN FACT own a few Madonna Cd's. Last but not least: I support free speech and artistic expression.

Phew! That said, let's get to the Vadge bashing. I am not going to go over all the news buzzing about Madonna's new concert tour because unless you live under a rock, you know what I am talking about.

I was checking out Trent's blog "Pink is the New Blog" -- (I have a link for it if you haven't been there yet,) and I blatantly stole this little piece of news. It is from CNN's Glen Beck who is a Republican Christer, I believe.

I DO NOT SUPPORT GLEN BECK!!!!!

However, this shit is funny:

"Ok the people that went to Madonna's concert in L.A. Spent $380 A Ticket to see this (he shows pic of her hanging on the cross) and let me tell you that's worth every dime that you paid really.
Hey Madonna will you do me a favor, knock off the Christ bashing for 10 minutes will you. She doesn't even offend me anymore I've gone numb to Madonna's antics. What really bugs me is the hypocrisy. Last year she was promoting her horrible children books Madonna said 'we shouldn't let our kids watch TV, Americans have to stop doing that theres too much filth on television'."
"Gee Madonna why would you think there's too much filth on TV? (he plays her videos for like a virgin and American pie) Look at this I'm not even sure but I think I'm getting crabs just from watching this, really in fact if your at home grab some penicillin, swallow it otherwise your gonna be peeing cookie dough tomorrow."
"Do you remember when Madonna made out with Britney spears at the vmas apparently that confused her daughter Lourdes, which is a stupid name, she asked her mom she said "mom are you gay?" Madonna's response in that fake British accent "I am the mummy pop star and she is the baby pop star and I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."
By energy, Madonna if you mean cold sours then yeah your probably right."
"Madonna's latest antics has everybody shocked, I don't know why really she's a one trick pony, since 1983 same stuff. The only thing that shocks me anymore is when people are who they say they are they don't play games with who they are just to make money."
"Instead of humping a stack of bibles Madonna, maybe you should lose the fake British accent, act your age, spend a little more time with your kids and leave mine alone.
That Madonna would be truly shocking."

Humping a stack of Bibles? Hee hee. I'm sorry ladies and girlies, but her schtick is getting a little old. Especially if Glen Beck can pin it on the head.

The Lourdes comment was not fair or nice -- it is not her fault her "mummy" is lame. Give the poor little girl a break she inherited those damn eyebrows for crissakes.

okay, I am bracing for my bashing now. Bring it on Bitches!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

"It's time for the Crab Show. Go ahead and watch the crab show. Crabby, crabby, crab show."

Alright, anyone who knows me at work knows I love the television show Deadliest Catch. So in honor of the show, I got crabs. Okay, not really. But I did find this adorable commercial online. I think it is for the Element car or some shizz, but I just love the gay foreign crab in it. "I like to peeinch"

For shits and giggles, check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epf1m3TCPcs

Yes, I know I am a vegetarian and should be morally opposed to a show about fishing for crab but I can't help it. I love me some hunky fishermen. Dayum, bitches!

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

I need a date...

It is time for the

HELL CITY
TATTOO

Convention!



I need a date. Anyone interested?