Presenting Lothian in Simpson-vision!

(I am Totally stealing this idea from Donna)

Meet Lothian, the newest resident to Springfield. Lothian works at the local comic book store where she and "comic book guy" make fun of customers all day. Lothian particularly hates those who purchase lame ass Manga books and she lovingly refers to them as "Mongo's." When Lothian is not working she enjoys watching her favorite TV show "The Puffiest Catch." The show follows a bunch of fishermen while they work, doing the most deadly job: fishing off of Springfield sound for puffer fish. In fact, her most prized possession is her "Puffiest Catch" t-shirt.
Lothian is looking for a good, nice looking man who has never played Dungeons and Dragons. Tattoos are a plus but not required. He must have a sense of humor and enjoy the luscious curves of her yellow body. The perfect man for Lothian will respect her life-long ban of Krusty Burger's, although he does not have to only eat Tofu Totties himself. If you think you have what she is looking for, if you can name all of the members of the Fellowship of the Ring while dancing to "Rock of Ages" by Def Lepppard, then give Lothian a call. Her number is 614-867-5309